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| If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction. | Certain frogs can be frozen solid then thawed, and continue living. |
| Male sperm (Y) swim faster and die sooner than female sperm (X), because female sperm contain heavier genetic material, which slows them down but allows them to live longer. THEREFORE: Males with longer penises tend to produce more male offspring because they deposit the sperm closer to the egg and Y sperm cells win the "sprint". Males with shorter penises tend to have more female offspring because sperm is deposited further from the egg, Y sperm die off thus allowing X sperm to win the "marathon". CONCLUSION: Look at your family. This tells you whether or not your father had a big one. | A frog can throw up. The frog throws up it's stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of it's mouth. Then the frog uses it's forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again. |
| The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off. | Mosquitos have teeth. |
| The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred. | The lifespan of a tastebud is ten days. |
| In 1977, a 13-year-old boy discovered a tooth growing on his left foot. | A whale's penis is called a dork. |
| The sex organ on a male spider is located at the end of one of its legs | A flamingo can eat only when its head is upside down. |
| Ants cannot chew their food; they move their jaws sidewards, like a scissor, to extract the juices from the food. | If you told someone that they were one in a million, you'd be saying there were about 1,800 of them in China. |
| During conscription for WWII, there were nine documented cases of men with three testicles. | Starfish don't have brains. |
| Crickets hear through their knees. | Iguanas, Koalas and Komodo Dragons all have two penises. Actually, its a single penis but it is split in two (pretty much 'Y'-shaped). This organ is known as a hemipenis |
| The placement of a donkey's eyes in its head enables it to see all four feet at all times. | A pregnant goldfish is called a twit |
| There is no difference between fur and hair. Fur is densely packed hair. | A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. |
| Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself. | Pinocchio is Italian for "pine head." |
| A shark breathes by swimming and moving water across its gills. Therefore, sharks NEVER stop swimming, else they suffocate. | Sweat, in itself, does not stink. The foul odour that seems to emanate from sweat actually comes from the excrement of micro organisms that live on the human body and "eat" the sweat. |
| Dog saliva is an antiseptic and can help to heal wounds. | Slugs have four noses |
| Elephants are the only animal that can't jump. | It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature. |
| An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain.
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